Don't Say Minneapolis Never Did Anything for You →
thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young perform Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” on last night’s Late Night.
James Blunt, Saver of Earth →
Of course he would later do a great amount of destruction by releasing the song “Goodbye My Lover.” My friend Sean called bullshit on that song, saying the classic line: “No one has ever felt that strongly about anything, at any point in time, ever.”
Deck the Halls with Cans of Four Loko
Fa la la la loko la la la la. This is the true account of people on Four Loko, via The Awl. Best line: “So a ‘Loko’ is a reasonable unit of measure which should be used to objectively analyze an evening’s fun.”
What would Axl do if he saw Rex Manning broken...
Obligatory Axl Rose reading… This time, it’s Axl vs. Cobain.
Raymond Carver, "Happiness"
Happiness So early it’s still almost dark out. I’m near the window with coffee, and the usual early morning stuff that passes for thought. When I see the boy and his friend walking up the road to deliver the newspaper. They wear caps and sweaters, and one boy has a bag over his shoulder. They are so happy they aren’t saying anything, these boys. I think if they could, they...
Damn You Johnny Knoxville
I just did a phone survey for Nielsen about what movies I’ve seen in the past year and what movies I am likely to see that are playing in theaters now. I had to say OUT LOUD that the movie I most want to see currently is Jackass 3D. Sophistication comes at a price, people.